why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I need mimosas to revive my soul
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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