and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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