people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You almost got us killed.
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