uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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