are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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