Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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