I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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