is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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