I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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