i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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