I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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