he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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