she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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