i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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