I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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