What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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