i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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