You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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