Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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