omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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