I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
We are all done wearing pants today
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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