i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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