the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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