he thought i was a dude.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
