Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
