Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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