don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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