Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
