I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
