break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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