I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
