nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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