Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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