How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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