I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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