everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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