Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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