Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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