Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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