if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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