So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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