I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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