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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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