**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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