didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I have demons in me.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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