Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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