I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
