Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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