I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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