Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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