1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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