Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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