Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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