Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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